I wanna fall in love on Mars
I want a sad space boy who can play me guitar
I wanna hold his hand while he's telling me sweet lies
And at the end of the day I want his head between my thighs
Darling, can you take me to see my comet
I heard that it has my name written on it
I wanna watch as the aliens transcend
I wanna help them invade Earth and become their friend
Baby, can we make out to your band amongst the stars
I don't really like them, but you call them 'retro art'
Truth be told, I really don't think that you really love me
But, that's okay, darling, break my heart, we're in the galaxy
I'm kinda tired of these space f*ckboys and what they do to me
They treat me like I'm nothing, but their lives seem so complete
Even with my helmet on, I feel like I can't breathe
Oh, darling I just love the way you give me anxiety
Help me
Help me
Can we come back down to Earth
Can we please come back down to Earth