If it has to be somewhere other than here
Let's be in Hollywood!
Woke up cold on the floor
Next to Samuel who's not looking well anymore
He nibbled at Jack, while I took my jacket back
From Garret who'd needed to sell acid tabs
And said he'd freeze his ass off on the way back from mass
And the consequence of a drunken afternoon
Samantha you stole my heart
And the shattered ribs like a rusted, bended spoon
That you tried to keep locked in the drawer
Margaret, I want you to know
I was half asleep halfway to Houston
Half remembered you
And one of those stories you made me read
A man who used to sing, now sold chemical solutions
Was looking for a bite to eat
Maybe then his tremors would cease
But it was a ghastly and unsightly feast
Devoid of faculty or constitution
But he declared triumphantly
"I am the buffet king"