Jack Black - I Want To F*ck You Lyrics

This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closley...

You dont always have to f*ck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And f*ckin give her some smooches too.

Some times you got to squeez!
Sometimes you got to say please!

Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gunna f*ck you...softly.
I'm gunna screw you gently.
I'm gunna hump you sweetly.
I'm gunna ball you descreetly!

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sadly,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?

Thats f*ckin team work!

Whats your favorite positsh?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.

Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gunna love you completely,
And then I'll f*ckin f*ck you descreetly,
And then I'll f*ckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gunna fuuuuck youuu harrrdd...harrddd---
haaaaard!