Jonathan Coulton Lyrics
Flickr Lyrics
Theres a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and still
There are children making angels in the snow
The sunset paints the sky at night
And old man works by candlelight
A tiny baby smiles and waves hello
In the cold gray light of dawn an eagle flies
And the men are happy wearing matching ties
A pair of poodles
A broken finger will not bend
Soup with noodles
A female Klingons drunk boyfriend
A sexy lady
This partys better than it seems
Warren Beatty
Dear sleeping giant panda: pleasant dreams
A visit to the dentist
A place to get some pie
A rainbow floats above a waterfall
A ferris wheel, a carousel
The landlord never learned to spell
Someone put graffiti on the wall
Atop the Christmas tree, a shining star
And Dwyers rocking out on air guitar
A freight train passes
Someones grandma owns a gun
A dog with glasses
A strange balloon man has too much fun
Thumbs up for Slurpees
If youre receiving then youre not gay
A case of herpes
As it turns out the eyepatch is A-OK