Judd Cledus T - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily Lyrics

Verse 1:

t'was the fight before christmas

when all through the house

no furniture left standin'

no t. v. or couch or aquarium

heck, they even knocked over my chia pet

ma maw was flung across the room by her hair

by her sister ethel who never fought fair



LET'S GERT READY TO TUMBLE



the children all wrassled and jumped off the beds

droppin elbows and knees on each others heads

and ma maw with her fryin pan and pa with his bat

cleared half the room in ten seconds flat

the whole brawl began with an innocent mater

when aunt flo thought eugene said SHE LOOKS A WHOLE LOT FATTER

she knocked him through the window he fell with a crash

tore down the gutters and busted his ... leg really bad

ya shoulda seen it looked like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck

yea it was awful i could barely look at it



see both sides of our family have never gotten along

and every holiday something always goes wrong

ya aint supposed to fight but spread joy in this season

but when they get the nog they just look for a reason

in no time at all everybody joined in

and right there we squared off with our closest of kin

IT'S A TIME FOR GIVIN said uncle bill

as he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law phil

i heard someone say IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS,

AND RIGHT NOW, I'M THINKIN ABOUT KNOCKIN YOUR BUTT OUT

presents and fists flew all over the room

and nanna had some pretty fancy moves with a broom

she took out three cousins and knocked over the tree

and i ducked just in time she swung 'round at me



CHORUS:

it's my favorite time of year

dad always has too much beer

gets on the roof and hunts reindeer

merry christmas from the whole fam damily

tie the antlers on the dog

save some shine for santa clause

from all the inlaws and outlaws

merry christmas from the whole fam damily



Verse 2:

i crawled to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile

and called 911, which we keep on speed dial

in a matter of minuets out the window appeared

flashin' blue lights and the sheriff john deer

just then six men burst through the door

some yellin' HANDS UP some GET ON THE FLOOR

a stray cluch from grampa found the sheriff's chin

and just for good measure he clocked him again

it took all six cops to get grampa in cuffs

ya know he gets fiesty when he runs out of snuff

we all stoped our fighting and cheered grampa on

heck, i thought he could take em' i guess i was wrong

as they dragged him outside he yelled I'VE BEEN FRAMED

he was kickin and screamin and callin them names

you (beep) you (beep)

let me go you (beep)

you donut eatin stupid (beep) son of a (beep)



we stood on the porch as did all our neighbors

who always took interest in our families behavors

MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS we heard grandma shout

and WE'LL TAKE ALL THE PRESENTS BACK, DAD, AND COME BAIL YA OUT

by now we'd forgoten what we'd been fighting for

we were battered and bruised but united once more

then we all joined hands and sang silent night

and we heard grampa exclaim as they drove outta sight

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, MAN THAT WAS A GOOD FIGHT



CHORUS:

deck your neighbor, deck the halls

'tis the season for a brawl

from all of us to all of yall

merry christmas from the whole fam damily

merry christmas from the whole fam damily

merry christmas from the whole fam damily