J. Brodersen - Unfunny and Charmless Lyrics

I was unfunny and charmless
So who could deny me?
I'm usually harmless
I guess I was boring

I've got to find a more productive way
To bleed my heart out
I can't rely on innuendo forever
And I can't watch my dirty mouth
Highly suspicious that I'm running around
Just like I own the town
Highly suspicious that I've taken to you
'Cause I'm telling the truth too soon

I was unfunny and charmless
So who could deny me?
I'm usually harmless
I guess I was boring
You've quite a life there
Mine is just a nightmare
Come true

I tried to kick it then I went and fell down
On the pavement
I'm clumsily romantic
It's not electric
Forgive my high and drunken statement
Highly suspicious that I'm running around
Just like I own the town
Highly suspicious that I've taken to you
'Cause I'm telling the truth too soon

I was unfunny and charmless
So who could deny me?
I'm usually harmless
I guess I was boring
You've quite a life there
Mine is just a nightmare
Come true
An early bet's my only regret
I'm not in love with you yet
No I'm not in love with you yet

I've been a wreck for what seems like forever
Forget what I said 'til my head's feeling better
I've been a wreck for what seems like forever
Forget what I said 'til my head's feeling better
Highly suspicious that I'm running around
Just like I own the town
Highly suspicious that I've taken to you
'Cause I'm telling the truth too soon

I was unfunny and charmless
So who could deny me?
I'm usually harmless
I guess I was boring
You've quite a life there
Mine is just a nightmare
Come true
An early bet's my only regret
I'm not in love with you yet
No I'm not in love with you yet