I was dragging
I was spitting mental venom
I was yeah yeah yeah, blah blah blah like I would rather be asleep than awake
I could hear the sirens crying outside
I could feel the mayhem within
Starting to become a little more than I could take
But then the phone rang, breaking up the silence, breaking up my thoughts like it was breaking on the beach
And I saw that the number was the number of this girl who likes to swim in my sleep sometimes
It was the funniest thing 'cause at the sound of the ring, I started
Turning all my bitter to sweet
I wasn't even trying but I couldn't even stop, I was turning all my bitter to sweet
So I caught the elevator and achieved some elevation
Met it when it hit my floor and took it for a ride
Up to meet this girl who managed to meet my expectations
'Cause we were la la la la laughing together
When I got back to the ground I had trouble understanding
My loop-de-loop, like I'd been riding Mind Eraser
Caught up with the fellas and that's when we got to jamming
I was feeling like oh hell yeah, I was feeling like oh like
I got a new lease on life
It's like ninety-nine dollars a month
I'm climbing the stairs two at a time, two at a time y'all
They give it away at the bargain price
I'm talking ninety-nine dollars a month
I'm living it up, loving it up
Two at a time
Two two at a time
I got a new lease on life, it's like ninety-nine dollars a month
I'm climbing the stairs two at a time, two at a time
If you act now, it's no money down
And 0.9 percent APR financing
I got a new lease on life
It's like ninety-nine dollars a month
I'm climbing the stairs two at a time, two at a time y'all
They give it away at the bargain price
I'm talking ninety-nine dollars a month
I'm living it up, loving it up
Living, loving, two-at-a two-at-a two-at-a two-at a
Time