Jack Light - Balloons and a Bong Lyrics

Yo, so this a true story, about my worst weed experience ever, like, I literally felt like I was dead
Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong
Bong and balloon, now I'm sitting in a room
Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom
First things first, I'm a joker
Never been a big weed smoker
At this point I couldn't roll up
Student life got me feeling like a stoner
Uh, so let's the story ready
Tuesday night, in the kitchen cooking penne
Text from friends, like dude come and kick
I'm just cooking food, gimme like 10 minutes
Finish up quick cos I'm hungry
Just left my girl so I'm lonely
Attention's now what I need
So, I hang with my friends and I smoke a bit of weed (Not too much though)
Arrive at the residence
Got my best smoke top on I'm my element
Couple of boys, sitting chilling playing games
This'll be a fun night, smoke my problems away
A couple joints in
Binding of Isaac, runs for win
I've took best my spot in the corner of the room
So, I can just mong out, watch and text poon
Oh, oh there's a bottle bong,
Never done that, so I put off it off
Oh, we got balloons too, sick
Pass me the cracker we can spaz for a bit
Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong
Bong and balloon, now I'm sitting in a room
Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom
Now I'm really high and I ain't even done a bong hit
Had one a balloon, feel like I'm gonna forfeit
I don't care for peer pressure, but I'm feeling ready
I think I can try the bottle bong without it being scary
So, we've got another joint and we're just passing it around
I take one bong hit, see what it's about
I take another one cos I'm feeling kind of brave
Fine now a third but now call it day
"let's do a balloon"
What the hell is this damn voice in the room
"you want a balloon"
Okay true, what can go wrong after bongs and a zoot
F it, let's just a double
We can watch adventure time within our own bubble
Everyone is looking around, like sounds tight
All this weed and then nos feel like I might die
Nevertheless, the balloons are blown
We get cosy, lights off, play episode
Now I'm in the zone, my dry lips wrapped around the loon
Do I shut eyes or watch the cartoon?
Straight away, I regret everything I've done
I see flashbacks, the future, the air in my lungs
Like really, I can see the air
I can see gas that isn't even there
Every inhale that I take, I feel like a damn nail's
Digging in my brain, and it won't go away
I've lost all concept of time
Been here for one minute but it feels like 45
I open my eyes, look around the room
Adventure time feels like its playing on a loop
Where's my balloon, flew out of my mouth
Try so hard to get up and get out, but
Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong
Bong and balloon, now I'm sitting in a room
Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom
One can't even function, can't walk to the bathroom
Emotional, mentally in pain and I'm confused
Where am I, what room is this, who's house am I in
Where's my bed, where's my phone, can't even comprehend
I need to use the bathroom there's something in my stomach
Like a parasite, it's eating me I feel like it will come up
Its crawling up my body, now I feel it's my throat
There's a nail in my brain I feel like I'm gonna choke
That's the parasite shown
Now I need a bed, now I need to be alone
What a fun night, same again tomorrow
Now I'm in bed, tindering try to swipe
Pint of cold water there my side
When I wake up I gonna feel right
Bong and balloons were a pretty weird high but
Balloons and a bong, pretty high from balloons and a bong
Bong and balloon, now I'm sitting in a room
Balloon and a bong feel like I might vom