Jacques Fromage - New York Pizza Lyrics

(New York) Have you ever had New York pizza?
(New York) A slice at Scar's or at Joe's
(New York) Got a pound of dried mozzarella
(New York) And some flour to make the dough
(New York) I mean the real New York pizza
(New York) Not that cheap ass dominos pizza
(New York) If only I could get a bite
(New York) Of that crispy New York slice
I've been trying to make it
At home in my kitchen
It doesn't seem to work
It's not the real New York Pizza
I've been wanting to taste it
But I'm a Parisian
Which makes things even worse
I want the real New York Pizza
I tried to make New York Pizza
In the end I couldn't make it
So I booked a one-way ticket
And I flew to New York City
When I got to JFK
Something wrong was going on
They looked at me a certain way
They were all wearing Louis Vuitton
New York
New York
New York
New York
There is something special about it
I don't know what it is
I've been looking for the secret
It's more than pizzaiolo skills
Some say it's the city's water
And others the tomato sauce
Nobody seems to have the secret
To my favorite kind of pizza
I tried to make New York Pizza
After all I couldn't make it
So I booked a one-way ticket
And I flew to New York City
Took a taxi very quickly
We arrived I threw him money
Keep the change I want my pizza
Right now with some mozzarella
Along its edge it's crisp and thick
Soft and thin beneath it's toppings
Just enough so you can fold it
Such good stuff you can't stop it
It's bubbly and golden-brown
The pies are big and thin-crusted
I had some good ones downtown
Lower East Side and Brooklyn
I tried to make New York Pizza
After all I couldn't make it
So I booked a one-way ticket
And I flew to New York City
Took a taxi very quickly
We arrived I threw him money
Keep the change I want my pizza
Right now with some mozzarella
Keep the change
I want my pizza
Keep the change
I want my pizza