As we bask in dull moonlight
Prepare yourself for an eerie sight
This smunkin patch is ready for an all-new fright
Tonight!
Where are all the monsters?
Perhaps we were too frightening
But look! No one's even decorated!
Have we lost our touch?
Guy, guys, we just have to show 'em what they're missing!
HAHAHAHA
It's time to try something brand new
We'll need more than just a simple boo
We'll need grander ghosts and ghouls alike
To send shivers down their spines
Ha ha ha ha!
Every year, when the leaves turn warm
Us punks deliver the spooky storm
So now, gather 'round, come one come all
Gotta show ya what's new in store
This ought to make them celebrate
This spooky month, it's gonna be great
This smunkin patch is ready for an all-new fright
Tonight!
Hmm, nobody's paying attention
Should I try more ghosts?
No, no, Punkleton
You're doing it all wrong
Let me show you how to sing our song
He he he hoo
Every time we try something obnoxious
The monsters yawn and doubt is spread amongst them
What we need is something more subtle
Liminal scares, subliminal frights, creeps and spooks to last the night
Every year we do the same schtick
'Bout time we shake things up, just like The Mimic
Gather up, take in the sounds and the fears
Let the spirits hear your screams
Why is no one looking!
It's like they're trying to ignore us
Ha! Where'd you get that idea from
You two are thinking too traditionally
How about we try something grander
The three of us need a new plan now
Something a little more highbrow
Picture, if you will, a mighty ball
To beckon in the fall
A glass menagerie shimmering in the light
So what better way to bring on a seasonal fright
That's right, it'll be a mighty jamboree
Just in time for tea
This is bound to make 'em celebrate
This Spooktacle, it's gotta be great
This smunkin patch is ready for an all-new fright
Tonight!
Guys, I'm afraid to say, but
No one wants to celebrate Spooktacle this year
So much so that they've literally disappeared
Yeah, where are they?
Wait, what's that?
HAPPY SPOOKTACLE
We were keeping it a surprise so that we could scare the three of you
How the tables have turned
Oh the tables have turned alright
Just know that next year things are gonna be different
HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha eugh uh
Worth it