If I were to recall
The shyness of first dates
The lumps in my throat
The choosing of your bait
I'd see that words don't seem to hurt
Any worse than actions do
Now, you're so vain
And pretty straightforward too
So straightforward
And oh so vain
You think you're puzzling
But you're just plain
You're so straightforward
And oh so vain
You think you're puzzling
But you're just plain
The boys gather around
When you enter the room
Your looks were perplexing
But your mind was far from bloomed
And I never intended
To fall short of your game
But now I'm one of your boys
And we are all the same
You're so straightforward
And oh so vain
You think you're puzzling
But you're just plain
You're so straightforward
And oh so vain
You think you're puzzling
But you're just plain