Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way
Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight. Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon the 'ludes kicked in and I was gettin' high!
I soon lost control, my luck was looking poor
Then with a thump, it was done, I slammed into a family of four, oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
A day or two ago, a story I must tell
I went out to the woods, a couple I could smell
A honeymoon-ing pair, a snug cabin made of wood
I burst in and slaughtered them, and played with their blood, oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Now the ground is white, enjoy it while you're young
You can never know what a sick man'll do for fun
A good man who has snapped, a psycho from day one
Or just me, who'll make it last then turn it n'to a song, oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
And now they're closing in, screaming on every side
Are they the wails of sirens or simply in my mind?
A darkness takes hold, fills my heart with glee
At the thought of killing you and your family, oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh