[Verse 1]
In their Tesla Model X, they drive to save the world
While their private jets are warming up, hypocrisy unfurls
At fancy Stockholm parties, champagne flows like rain
They talk about their carbon footprint, but can't explain
[Chorus]
Dancing at the climate ball, pretending that we care
Designer clothes and fancy shows, putting on some flair
Oh, what a lovely conference, we're saving Mother Earth
But tomorrow we'll forget it all, for what it's worth
[Verse 2]
Sundresses from Milan, they cost a fortune dear
Talking 'bout sustainability while drinking imported beer
Instagram is filled with posts about the melting ice
But their heated pools are running, ain't that nice?
[Bridge]
They say "We must act now!"
But their actions show somehow
That it's all for show, don't you know?
Just another ego blow
[Verse 3]
Stockholm's finest gathering at gallery displays
Discussing global warming over canapés
Their summer houses empty, heaters running high
While they preach about the planet with a heartfelt sigh
[Chorus]
Dancing at the climate ball, pretending that we care
Designer clothes and fancy shows, putting on some flair
Oh, what a lovely conference, we're saving Mother Earth
But tomorrow we'll forget it all, for what it's worth
[Outro]
So raise your glass of eco-wine, imported from afar
Then drive back to your mansion in your hybrid car
'Cause we're the ones who know it best, or so we say
Till the next big conference, we'll dance our guilt away
La-la-la, we'll dance our guilt away