Jason Luna - Mystery, Just Add Whiskey Lyrics

I walked into the bar on a bet with ol' Lou,
Ordered a whiskey, then one turned to two.
By my third drink, I was buying the whole place a round,
Fourth drink in, you'd be surprised how fast these go down.

You don't know what I might do when I get a few drinks in me,
Might end up in Vegas, married to a gal named Ginny.
Could find me dancing, wearing nothing but a neon tie,
"Oh, you can't guess, oh, you just can't guess what I might try!"

Fifth drink down, I started a conga line,
Six drinks strong, I claimed I could stop time.
Seventh had me arm wrestling with the town's mayor,
By the eighth, I swore I'd become a billionaire.

You don't know what I might do when I get a few drinks in me,
Might end up in Vegas, married to a gal named Ginny.
Could find me dancing, wearing nothing but a neon tie,
"Oh, you can't guess, oh, you just can't guess what I might try!"

Nine drinks later, I proclaim I've sailed the seven seas,
Tenth drink's a charm, I'm speaking fluent Portuguese.
Don't dare me when I'm this far in,
'Cause I just might take that spin.
(YEAH!)

You don't know what I might do when I get a few drinks in me,
Might end up in Vegas, married to a gal named Ginny.
Could find me dancing, wearing nothing but a neon tie,
"Oh, you can't guess, oh, you just can't guess what I might try!"

So if you see me out and the whiskey's flowing free,
Best keep an eye out, 'cause you never know what you'll see.
Yeah, it's all in fun, till I find that next big fling,
Just one more round, bartender... let's see what it brings!