Jeff Hilliard - Saddest Clown Lyrics

Purple flamingos
Chasing desert rats
Around a Giant Oompa Loompa
With a baseball bat

Know I've seen this
And you've seen that
Like scissoring sisters
Back to back in the back of
A black Cadillac

But there is one thing
That always makes me smile
One thing that works every time

It ain't the tats on your grandma's face
There's only one thing that wins the race
It's every time I see the

Leather chaps
On the saddest clown
With his satin gown
He's the mayor of this town

I found Jesus
Giving out handies in a parking lot
While the devil's doing danger wanks
In a hotel flower pot
While the litigating neanderthals
Throw machetes in their bare skin overalls

But there is only one thing
That always makes me smile
One thing that makes
My life worth while

Leather chaps
On the saddest clown
With his satin gown
He's the major of this town

Look to the sky I'm flying high
Above you all I'm dropping
Booty bombs better run and hide

Leather chaps
On the saddest clown
With his satin gown
He's the major of this town