There's a lion in my bed and it could scare me
There's a lizard, he's licking my toes
There's a monster eating cabbage in the alleyway, but I have G.P. Joe ooh ooh
Guinea pig, Guinea pig Joe
He's always on my side
Guinea pig, Guinea pig Joe
He doesn't care if I cry
Guinea pig, Guinea pig Joe
He's always on my side ooh ooh
There's a panda on my foot, I could get worried
There's an airplane flying one huge troll
There's a lot of things I don't quite understand, but I have G.P. Joe ooh ooh
I see some flowers are now growing from my ceiling
How did that moon slip back into my home
I'll tell you I do know one very, very, very, very important thing
I have G.P. Joe
Guinea pig, Guinea pig Joe
He's always on my side
Guinea pig, Guinea pig Joe
He doesn't care if I cry
Guinea pig, Guinea pig Joe
He's always on my side ooh ooh
Guinea Pig Joe
He's always on my side
Guinea Pig, Guinea Pig Joe
He's always on my side
Guinea Pig, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pig Joe
He's always on my side
Guinea Pig, Guinea pig, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pig Joe
He's always on my side!