[ Featuring Juno ]
Swipe left swipe right it's all a game
Profiles lookin' perfect but they're all the same
Abs V-shaped gym bod what a sight
I'm just tryna find someone real tonight
Bio says "Adventurer" but never leaves the couch
(Cat lover Foodie) yeah I have my doubts
Into something serious (they say)
But they ghost you like Casper by the next day
Tired of the dating app reality
(It's a circus man) it's pure insanity
Matching with a meme yeah it's all a joke
I'm just here sippin' tea tryna cope
DMs full of (Hey girl you up?)
Boy I ain't your midnight coffee cup
Sicko wishin' scrollin' through the night
It's like hunting for love in jokes-filled page
Filtered pics and stolen quotes
Trendy buzzwords they all promote
(Love to travel No drama please)
Yet they flake on dates with lame-ass pleas
Mirror mirror on the phone
Where's my match am I all alone?
Algorithms playin' hearts are swayin'
But I'm just here casually stayin'
So here's to the swipes and all the chats
To the digital love and virtual spats
One day I'll find someone who's real
Till then it's memes and tea that's the deal
I'm Done (husssss)