I was examining the walls of my encephalon
Looking for hot heshers playing Robotron
I was luxuriating on the davenport
Flagellating myself like it was some kind of sport
Well, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
C'mon, sugar, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
I was deep within the bowels of the establishment
Wondering how I'm ever gonna pay the rent
I was boning up on my Icelandic declensions
When the landlord rang me up and said
"You don't get no extension"
That's a bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone cold bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone cold bitch
(C'mon, baby, that's a bitch)
I am feeling an unmistakable cacoethes
This awesome fellowship with some sort of less perceptive species
I am feeling an itch in my medulla oblongata
Yeah, it happens a lot, the doctor says I got a lotta imagination
That could lead to extended bouts of frustration
I'm losing patience
It's a classic demonstration
I was rehearsing my philippic, it's going to be terrific
They will get a dressing down, that'll be apocalyptic
I was wondering if should begin to decathect
'Cause I am feeling too attached
I want to disconnect
I was availing myself for some old school neurosis
Then a fella on the radio said, "Bela Lugosi's dead"
Well, baby, that's a bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone cold bitch (c'mon, baby)
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone cold bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (that's a bitch)
That's a stone cold bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (c'mon, baby, that's a bitch)
That's a stone cold bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone cold bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (that's a bitch)
That's a stone cold bitch