'Cause it's once, twice, three strikes a felony
If I keep on messing around, this drinking will get the best of me
It's once, twice, three strikes a felony
Who knows if my luck runs out, I guess we'll have to wait and see
Pass the bottle gotta top off my big gulp
Hit the throttle bet you can't make this thing jump
Never left all four wheels in that LTD
Cleared the tracks, but wrapped it round the old oak tree
'Cause it's once, twice, three strikes a felony
If I keep on messing around, this drinking will get the best of me
It's once, twice, three strikes a felony
Who knows if my luck runs out, I guess we'll have to wait and see
Call up Johnny tie his wench up to that stump
Tires peeling soon as that old clutch got dumped
It broke loose that bumper's flying straight at me
I ducked, but it got lodged in that cop's windscreen
She called c'mon I said I will be there quick
Asked a favor, but my buddy can't drive stick
Closed my tab and said Hey pass me back those keys
They did not advise, but I've got gals to please
'Cause it's once, twice, three strikes a felony
If I keep on messing around, this drinking will get the best of me
It's once, twice, three strikes a felony
Who knows if my luck runs out, I guess we'll have to wait and see
Yeah, Who knows if my luck runs out, I guess we'll have to wait and see