Mr. limo driver thinks that he's a star...
Because he's seen with me
And drives a big, fine car
But He could never be like me
No, all he'll ever be
Is a limo driver
Mr. limo driver takes me to my shows
Travels miles and miles
But nowhere's where he goes
Through the wind and snow and rain
He always will remain
Just a Limo driver
Mr. Limo driver...
You watch my girl go down
As you drive us through the town...
Mr. Limo driver
Looks so debonair
In his three piece suit
Waiting for his fare
But You're just an average guy
And you will be till you die
Mister Limo driver
Mister Limo driver
That's how you spend your day
Watching other people play
Mr. Limo driver You think that You're so cool
With your See through smile
You're really just a fool
You'll never be like me
You're just a wannabe
Mr. Limo driver...