Let me tell you a story About a woman I met long ago
I thought she was in love with me But she was only digging gold
I let her into my backseat And she jumped into the front
And had me take her and Mom To her favorite restaurant
Little Miss Brittany She will mess with your mind
Dig deep into your pockets And leave your heart behind
When you think you've seen enough She will cast a spell on you
Shower you with promises And then tonight her bills are past due
I've looked all around But I ain't ever seen
A woman mean so much as Little Miss Brittany
Ain't nothing like a jealous ex To try to screw up your home
She will tell you to call her Then he will answer her phone
Threaten to come looking for you If you don't leave his girl alone
What she's got, it ain't free It's the worst kind of drug
Her flower will leave you Pulling thorns out of your love
Little Miss Brittany She will mess with your mind
Dig deep into your pockets And leave your heart behind
When you think you've seen enough She will cast a spell on you
Shower you with promises And then tonight her bills are past due
I've looked all around But I ain't ever seen
A woman mean so much as Little Miss Brittany
Well, goodbye cold dinner I don't need a woman like you
You don't hear anything Unless it benefits you
I learned the hard way The price of a little fun
It took a little heartache But I am glad we are done
Little Miss Brittany She will mess with your mind
Dig deep into your pockets And leave your heart behind
When you think you've seen enough She will cast a spell on you
Shower you with promises And then tonight her bills are past due
I've looked all around But I ain't ever seen
A woman mean so much as Little Miss Brittany