Well I told momma told momma that I'd be at church Sunday morning at five
But I got too drunk to remember that Saturday night
And i told momma that I'd be home at ten
But I got arrested for swinging at the cops again
But don't
Please don't
Don't tell momma
Well I told daddy that all of those girls were friends
I'd sneak them in and kiss them over again
Daddy wasn't dumb but he'd always let me slide
We'd get drunk together and high jack another ride
But don't
Please don't
Don't tell momma
Well in my momma's eyes I would do no harm
And who am I to go and break her heart
So don't
Please don't
Don't tell momma
Well my momma came in a little stressed
So I gave her a cig that I rolled if you what I mean
The next thing I knew my momma saw flying pigs
Well don't you go and tell her what's in that cig
So don't
Please don't
Don't
Please don't
I said don't
Please don't
Don't tell momma