Kool Keith - 27 Shots Lyrics

[Kool Keith]
They try to say California is plastic
I think New York got the most plastic niggaz too
F*ck all you niggaz comin out to the Soul Train Awards
with them pop ass headsets - around your ears like Britney Spears
That's some old Bobby Brown and New Edition shit
That's some old REAL Michael Jackson shit
I'm comin with Crazy Vic
Let me hear you tryin to copy my shit

F*ck the impact eventually
cause there's a lot of corny niggaz performin out there
Fat stomachs, make-up and eye glare
What the f*ck do I care?
Niggaz with they ass out
Groupies in cheap motels tryin to f*ck and crash out
Motherf*ckers ain't networkin
Strippers checkin in - motherf*ckers on motorcycles
Pickup trucks with license plates on 'em
Bringin mad shit from down South
Big after-parties I'ma turn my phone off
I don't wanna shake hands, meet no-f*ckin-body, arrogant bastard
No commercial shit, break your neck, suck my dick in the world
F*ck the critics everything I make is a hit
F*ck you applehead motherf*ckers tryin to make some old
carribean mixed with that Trinity keyboard shit
Hip-Hop shit, that's some old Broadway musical shit
I don't even listen to that cartoon shit
Tell your A&R and his wife to get out my f*ckin life

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Shut up; listen to my shit cause yo' cassette single is gay
Writin that bullshit I hear on the radio by these homo niggaz everyday
Butter soft sissy shit
I got the real tell it like it is pissy shit
Yo' shit is some fake-ass gorilla code shit
White suits mansion yachts scared-ass nigga
Doin videos buyin models on some boat shit
I tell you straight G I can't f*ck with it
Girls still messin with you; your shit is wack
Any bitch in they right mind shouldn't have sex wit you
Rusty nigga that don't use soap
I f*ck around, and piss all over your leather faggot-ass trenchcoat
Don't ever act hardcore
Youse a suburban nigga, you get serviced nigga
You never even been in a f*ckin street fight
Look at your old photo album pictures - youse a bunch of hype
Kiss my ass, nobody picked up the f*ckin mic
Untalented bitch like you some wild ass
inner-city kid from the projects - who's next?

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Then I really disrespect all production out there
That bullshit niggaz programmin, f*ck Johnny Hammond
Sonny Stitch, that shit ain't gettin you rich
Just a packed crowd, low bitches, a bunch of f*ckin dicks
I'd rather see some ass, a nice club with a fat ass
And all you motherf*ckers actin like you Jamaican
American to the core, copyin that shit on tour
Y'all niggaz be against speakers with your ears sore
Stank ass boots with no socks on, f*ckin up the dancefloor
Since when you ate codfish and meat patties?
I got cousins with jheri curls in caddies

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