According to popular belief
I be getting up to much mischief
Giving some f*ckers so much grief
Well to annoy these cunts is my brief
I cause a problem they want eradicated
Cos somehow what I do leaves them agitated
My antics get them quite angrily animated
With the offence to 'em I've allocated
He's scandalous I hear them cry
Well my best I do try
Like f*ck to their shit conformity I'll comply
Fight against the f*cking f*ckers shall I
They can go suck my f*cking cock
My meddling I won't f*cking stop
F*ck 'em, let 'em throw a f*cking strop
I'll just see what strategy to stop me they adopt
Cos like f*ck will I respect their authority
And I show this publicly
By acting scandalously
They can get f*cked over by me
And my mischievousness
To my bad behaviour they contest
So, like f*ck I could care f*cking less
Their strategy to stop me they'll just have to reassess
Scandalous
Mischievous
A right wrongen
That causes a problem
Scandalous
Mischievous
A flagrant nemesis
Or so authority does insist
Apparently no good I'm up to
Is authority's point of view
Arhh for them then its boo-hoo
Like f*ck for them I'm gonna stop what the f*ck I do
Their authority I destabilise
You may say that be ill-advised
But my f*ck you to them I shall emphasise
From me they can keep getting sodomised
They ain't restricting me
They can shake a fist cursedly
Against these f*ckers I stand determinately
I'm a f*ck you they get deservingly
I'll give the f*ckers a scandal
Me by the throat they want to strangle
My shit the f*ckers can't f*cking handle
In despair I make the f*ckers scramble
Their authority must be challenged
And I'm the one that leaves them flattened
When with my shit into them I've cannoned
Before the f*ckers know what's f*cking happened
I'm more than a pain to them
I give 'em an annoyance time and time again
I give 'em a problem they need to attend
Cos into panic the f*ckers I send
Scandalous
Mischievous
A right wrongen
That causes a problem
Scandalous
Mischievous
A flagrant nemesis
Or so authority does insist
Supposedly I cause outrage
With the scandalous way I do behave
Well that's what the authorities say
Well then the f*cking authorities are f*cking gay
They claim I cause an uproar
With me the f*ckers be at war
It's got to a stage that they can't take anymore
Tough f*cking shit, I say f*ck the law
To them I'm an annoying little shit
Well their asses I ain't gonna f*cking lick
Instead up their asses I give a f*cking kick
I ain't going by their f*cking script
I ain't playing by their f*cking rules
F*cking f*ck the f*cking cock sucking fools
They can suck my f*cking balls
His own shots this motherf*cker calls
I may cause scandal and controversy
You can't get more controversial than me
Like f*ck I shall show any f*cking mercy
To their f*cking shit stabbing authority
They can take the shit I give 'em
Even if up the wall their f*cking driven
By me such a terrible villain
Shitting on their authoritative position
Scandalous
Mischievous
A right wrongen
That causes a problem
Scandalous
Mischievous
A flagrant nemesis
Or so authority does insist