Kevin Froleiks - Everything's Disgusting Lyrics

The hands you shake
The clothes you wear
That piece of cake
That breath of air

Your family and friends
You've got to avoid
Every event you attend
Will try to destroy you

Everything's Disgusting
A lover's embrace
Everything's Disgusting
Will contaminate your face
Everything's Disgusting
Your grandmother's kiss
Everything's Disgusting
Might as well just be piss

Your toothbrushes are
Completely unclean
You're better off gargling
Gasoline

If you go to the store
You're just helping it spread
If you've touched a doorknob
Then you're already dead

Everything's Disgusting
Your coffee or tea
Everything's Disgusting
Is crawling with disease
Everything's Disgusting
A letter saying "Get Well"
Everything's Disgusting
Burn it and send it to hell

There's nothing more dangerous than everything
It's not a matter of if but of when
I'm not being paranoid, I'm perfectly sane
Now excuse me while I wash my hands again and again and again and again

You can scrub and scrape
But it won't come off
No matter what you make
You can't afford the cost

It knows no creed
It knows no sect
And it's no use
'Cause you're already infected

Everything's Disgusting
Someone gives you a hug
Everything's Disgusting
You'll come down with the bug
Everything's Disgusting
If you go out to dine
Everything's Disgusting
Your death's warrant's been signed

Everything's Disgusting
Everything's Disgusting
Everything's Disgusting
Everything's Disgusting