Life is too short to waste time learning how to live it
So I'm always out doing really dumb shit
Midnight last night I stole a traffic cone
And now I got that in my closet
Didn't look like it was stopping traffic
So I decided I should have it
I'm not gonna make it alone
Snatch that f*cker off the road
Someone else is making her moan
And I just stole a traffic cone
Didn't look like it was stopping traffic
So I decided I should have it