I'm flexin' at the gym before the break of day
All these quenchies looking thirsty with their dumbbells and weights
I want them to know who's the most ripped
So I did a million push-ups, oh what a trip
I could stay fit
I could get lit
Spending more time
In the gym gettin' swole
So buff it's a crime
Later in the evening when the sun goes down
All the quitters left the building and there's no one around
There's no one left to see how muscly I be
'Cause they're all just jealous, jealous of me
I could stay fit
I could get lit
Spending more time
In the gym gettin' swole
So jacked it's a crime
I could stay fit
I could get lit
Spending more time
In the gym gettin' swole
I'm so dang buff it's a crime
Oh yeah!