Kierszhmeister - A Man Went Sailing Lyrics

A man went sailing in a sailboat in the sea
Looking for love, something meant to be
He cast his fishing pole where the water was deep
Something on the other end was really heavy
He pulled up an octopus, the color green
The man felt something strong, love is what it seemed
The octopus had more curves than the girls at the beach
He put it in his fish tank to fulfill his needs
But something happened, you can't imagine
The sailboat captain, who felt compassion
A weird looking spaceship fell from the sky
Hovered over the sailboat a few meters high
Aliens floated out of the spaceship in no time
Landing on the sailboat perfectly synchronized
Surrounding the man and the octopus that night
Lasers came out of the alien's giant eyes
What'll happen next will leave you way more surprised
The man and the octopus appear to have switched minds
Their IQs have switched, and not just a bit
Confusion had then, piled upon them
An alien snapped its fingers and they were all gone
The octopus in a sea, and the man in a town
The octopus started feeling way less proud
Of sailing in the sea looking to find his loved one now
The man was flopping on the sidewalk not sure how
To walk or talk or do anything that's really profound
The octopus hated eating fish big or small
The man wished he knew how to do anything at all
They both were doomed then, their lives were ruined
And I'm assuming you thought the story was just stupid
I hope you learned something inspiring from this song