You're telling me you want a sugar daddy
Unfortunately I'm not that guy
But I can offer you more than money
Valuable things you'd rather like
Just like the Beatles once said
Money can't buy anyone love
Maybe you don't know it yet
But memories are worth more than bucks
I can't take you to the Gucci store
I can't buy everything that's in style
Maybe out of me you're expecting more
But trust me when I say I can make you smile
I can take you out to dinner
Go to the theater once a month
Go on a diet, get thinner
Till I look like Channing Tatum
We can take a bunch of selfies
Put hashtags on our pics
Listen to the things you tell me
Make love and even have...
I can't take you to the Gucci store
I can't buy everything that's in style
Maybe out of me you're expecting more
But trust me when I say I can make you smile