There's a time and a place
It's only easy 'til you're laid
You should spar when you're bored
Dodge and weave until you're all adored
And you're guilty as sin
What a great excuse to do nothing
My god, my little lifeguard
You've made yourself raw
My first thought was you knew you'd get caught
But no, you're just soft
My god, just duck and call it off
You're getting it wrong
(And now you're pitiful)
My god, my little lifeguard
My only lifeguard
I could push you around
Tease every sad secret that you've mouthed
If you can't hold your own
Fine tuned ears will brutalize your song
My god, my little lifeguard
You hoped yourself raw
Your first thought was you knew you'd get caught
Turns out you're just soft
My god, it's like you feel no wrong
For dragging this along
(And now you're pitiful)
My god, my little lifeguard
My only lifeguard
If bouncing around's
A familiar frustration
Just don't say that you'll get the check
To take all the credit
You've double stacked debits
Let's see what you do with regret
My god, my little lifeguard
You've rubbed yourself raw
(It's a sticky mess)
My first thought was you knew you'd get caught
Turns out you're just soft
My god, it's like you're just gone
The bully got popped
(You're really gutsy, aren't ya?)
My god, my little lifeguard
My only lifeguard
How I miss you tonight
My broke brain still longs to reignite