I know it probably doesn't help me to be crude
But I'd rather f*cking die than be without you
I don't wanna love you through a plastic bag
Or wear a hazmat suit everytime we shag
Don't wanna wear a glove when I finger you
Or get real stressed when you achoo
Fearing every single moment I might get sick
F*ck it, I don't care, I'll give you my
Different colours fancify the shade
The world we once knew will never be the same
If you don't mind taking a little risk
It would be my pleasure if I could give you my
Fisticuffs in a classic film onscreen
We're Netflix and Chillin' with miles between
I don't wanna be Skyping for all our dates
With my shitty connection while we masturbate
I know it probably doesn't help me to get crass
But hot goddamn, I wanna eat your ass
And sure it looks real good in 1080p
But I don't wanna have to wait for a vaccine
It's all a trailer for a movie I hope will come
One fateful hour when all this shit is done
And if the whole world has gone down the train
Then I'll break my quarantine to see you in my arms again
The streets are barren, the bodies stacked in piles
There you stand still, you've been waiting for a while
You let out a cough, an agitated sneeze
I don't hesitate to kiss you - this is love now
And this is the end for me