Little Green Men - Big Chrome Engine Lyrics

Heard a crash in the middle of the night,
Jumped up out of bed
Grabbed my gun, jumped in my boots,
Damn near lost my head
Went outside couldn’t believe my eyes
Saw something so alien
In a crater ‘bout a quarter mile wide was a
Big Chrome Engine

(Jus’ looked up and there it was! Damn near killed my cow!)

Call the cops call the feds call Mulder and Scully
Call them asteroid scientists
Tell them we got something to study
Billy Ray pulls up in his pickup truck,
Says “What yu meeen suun?
That thing right thare ain’t nutin’ to fare
is jest a Big Chrome Engine.”

(Came from outer space! Some kinda UFO or somethin’.)

Hear no, see no, speak no, read no,
You know, I know, they know, we know
Uh-oh, here we go, radio, TV show,
WE ARE NOT ALONE!
In walked a man with stars on his chest
And a suitcase chained to his arm,
Said, “You never can tell about Little Green Men,
They just might mean you harm.”
Put his finger on the big red button
And feigned oblivion
Said, “You boys will wish you never saw that
Big Chrome Engine.”

(Mass hysteria! Forget your human kind!)