Loudon Wainwright III - Vampire Blues Lyrics

I'm a vampire bay, I want to suck your blood tonight
Yeah, I'm a vampire baby, I got to suck your blood tonight
You know them white corpuscles, they make me feel alright.

What type blood you got baby? I gotta know,
What type blood you got baby? I got to know,
Is it A, AB,B or is it O.

I was born in Transylvania, but now I got a flat in London town,
(I bet you didn't know that, did you?)
Yeah, I was born in Transylvania baby, but now I got a flat in London town,
You know that draughty castle full of armadillos used to really bring me down,
(Oh, bring me down!)

I'm a vampire baby, please let me come inside,
I'm a harmless little vampire baby, please let come inside,
Just throw away that crucifix and all that garlic, you know I want you for my bride,

Oh, I'm a vampire baby, don't you be no drag,
Yeah, I'm a vampire baby, don't you be no stone drag,
You know I like you best mumma when you're ripe and ready on the rag,

I'm a vampire baby, I want to suck your blood tonight,
Yeah, i'm a vampire baby, I got to suck your blood tonight,
You know those white corpuscles, they make me feel, they make me feel, they make me feel alright.

[Thanks to awmband for adding these lyrics]