The Low Life - Natalie Lyrics

i like cherries small and sweet
gonna pluck them from your cherry tree
i like your butter when it's soft and warm i'll
spread it on the bread with my ring finger
i like farming with my plow and hoe
anything to get your little garden to grow
i like to whistle when i make you scream as long as you are
nice and tight and squeaky clean

though there will never be a time for me and natalie
i see her every moment in someone else's sheets
where she and i live our lives fulfilling all
my fantasies but all my hopes are dreams because
she never meant that much to me

i like the honey in the short red dress
it's me that's watching you i must confess
i like the honies with the dark brown eyes as long as they bring
along their big old thighs

i like the smell of your nectar sweet and getting
on my clothes like some freshly cut meat
and i like the lovely little cheerleader girl where every night's a prom
night when you're in my world

never called romeo not like you know him though more like the man in your
cheap magazines
who lives and who listens then gathers his wisdom based on
the results that allow him to be
it's not that i'm sexist, confused, misdirected because i say thing you don't want eyes to see
i'm just an old rover stop talking roll over let's get this shit over and watch some tv.

won't you settle down now, take your panties off?