Leonard Nimoy - Highly Illogical Lyrics

Highly illogicalleonard nimoy (the super-logical mr. spock of tv's "star trek")(dr. demento's 25th anniversary tape)>from far beyond the galaxies i've journeyed to this placeto study the behavior patterns of the human raceand i find them highly illogicalgirl meets boy they fall in loveshe says he's everything she's dreamed ofbut when they get married before he's awareshe changes his habits the way he combs his hairshe changes him to someone he's never beenand then complains he's not like other mennow really i find this most illogicaltake the case of your automobilesgreatest invention since man discovered wheelshydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floorpushbutton windows pushbutton doorsdouble barreled carborators rush you anyplacebut you never can find a parking spacehighly illogicaltake the case of modern manhe works all his life gives it all he cansaves all his money works overtimepinches every penny banks every dimeall he can think about is money but you knowthat he can't take it with him where he's going to gonow i find that fascinatingly illogicalnow is the time to journey home to tell of what i've learnedmy people i believe have every right to be concernedfor in spite of computers and advanced psychologybehavior patterns are still a mysteryi predict the future of this earthly human raceis that having made a mess of earth they'll move to outer spacewell there goes the neighborhoodtotally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical