Lester Special - End of the World (when you're turning 40...) Lyrics

Hey Dude, we heard you're turning forty
I'd wish you happy birthday but now it means you're boring
So raise your glass, drink to our former glory
It's the end of the world when you're turning forty
When you're turning forty
I don't wanna grow up just yet
I wanna stay young for a little bit
Every day just waking up feels like such a freaking triumph
Our pets heads are falling off and I just can't find Mary Swanson
So here's a front row seat to watch my mid-life crisis
Sports cars and new guitars to go with my arthritis
All I ever do is work and pay my stupid bills
I can't afford to live so might as well update my will
Whatever happened to all of my old friends?
I miss the days we used to hang out every weekend
Please tell me it's not the end
Cuz it's the end of the world when you're turning forty
I'd wish you happy birthday but now it means you're boring
So raise your glass drink to our former glory
It's the end of the world when you're turning forty
I don't wanna grow up just yet
I wanna stay young for a little bit
I hate to admit it but I'm my own worst enemy
I try so hard to be cool but my kids all laugh at me
I'll just have to settle for exaggerating my glory days
"If coach would have put me in, we would have won State"
And now my hair line is ever-retreating
And I'm overweight but I just can't stop eating
"I'm unhappy cuz I eat and I eat cuz I'm unhappy"
Did we just quote fat bastard?
Man I hate adulting
How did I end up so lame?
Well maybe you feel the same
Cuz it's the end of the world when you're turning forty
I'd wish you happy birthday but now it means you're boring
So raise your glass drink to our former glory
It's the end of the world when you're turning forty
I don't wanna grow up just yet
I wanna stay young for a little bit
Well maybe you feel the same
I wish I could go back sometimes
We'd be on that stage just one more time
And if I could go back sometime
We would just be kids for just one more night
I know that growing up our lives were never really easy
I wouldn't change a thing these memories all made me
It's not over til the day we give our last breath
We ride or die until we fade into the sunset
We ride our die
It's not the end of the world when you're turning forty
So here's "happy birthday" we'll live to tell the story
So raise your glass drink to our New Found Glory
It's not the end of the world when you're turning forty
I don't wanna grow up just yet
I wanna stay young for a little bit
And if I could go back sometimes
We would just be kids for just one more night
I wanna stay young for a little bit