Letra de Sorry Mrs. Jackson de Mad TV

Reverend Jackson - If you had one thing to say to your wife about
your love child, what would it be?
Well...
This one goes out to my baby's momma, and HER baby's momma,
and her baby mahama momma drama.
Let's do this...

I'm sorry Mrs. jackson
she was just a cheap thrill
that's my love child, that I can't deny
child from child support and alimony will bleed me dry
I'm sorry mrs. jackson
I thought she was on the pill
I never meant to cheat on you dear wife
so I retire from the public life

her behind was fine
to me its shaped nicely
what started off soft, grew so hot it made me forget about wifey
a low-cut sweater plus the weather made her keep her chest out
everytime we talk I look my mind would wander with her breast out
the late night chats, the late night (milk?) was cool,
but then they got crazy
I never thought ten months from now she'd actually have my baby
and now that the story is leaking, it's me in the tabloids edition
I tried to pay her off, she said screw that I want the coalition
I thought if you found out I figured our marriage might die
I thought if I told (?) you'd forgive me, would keep hope alive
but now that the story is out I really look like a dumb brother
maybe next time I cheat on you, Jesse won't forget his rubber

I'm sorry mrs. jackson
she was just a cheap thrill
that's my love child, that I can't deny
child from ---(?)

I'm sorry mr. jackson, this mess is real
your black *** is going out the door
kick it with your skank ***funky whore
I'm sorry Mr. jackson, let's make a deal
call my lawyer see what he has to say
but brotha get ready 'cause you're gonna have to pay

I can't believe you reverend
you had the nerve to cheat on me
after all the nasty things you had me doing between our sheets
you're lucky I'm a christian woman, whew, and Lord I love my christ
'cause I was about ready to cut your little jackson with a knife
you embarrassed me in front of the world, our children, and whomever
so reverend jackson I'm walking out on your life forever

Forever? forever ever, forever ever ever?!

I'm sorry Mrs. jackson
I'm through with you
I'll do anything to keep you 'round
messed up and now you are going down
I'm sorry Mrs. jackson
I thought she was on the pill
I never meant to cheat on you dear wife
so I retire from the public life