Letras de MC Chris
Letra de Geek
Chorus: stop pickin on me. because im a geek. im strange to you. youre strange to me. well, one of these days. im gonna pack heat.
youre brains on the wall. my face on tv.
They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
sand kickers comin sixty clicks upon the sonar.
theyre gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
if this was d&d, youd see me jump into a portal.
im a geek, spelled g double 3 k.
i meet my boys in the basement about every day.
card table, comic books, and cans of coke.
that we blow out our nose after a star wars joke.
we got style.
tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses.
shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors.
tricked out back packs like my main man venkmans.
we got problems, namely the jocks.
the suv suckers with class rings on their cocks.
otherwise known as the motherf*ckers touchin' the tit.
if i was wolverine, youd hear my knuckles go snikt.
im not perfect, the b4 picture of peter parker.
i always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
i got brains, f*ck bs and cs.
i got a grade point average higher than hendrix on new years eve.
Chorus repeat
Dont f*ck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.
you get in my way bitch you get a vulcan neck pinch.
one night i didnt go to sleep, up playin risk.
at dawn, i won, got global dominance.
but it in the hallway its completely different shit.
cant get my locker open and my pants are always split.
cant seem to catch a ride, cant ever get a date.
but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks im great.
prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.
im at home reciting lines from the holy grail.
stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.
never, been kissed, never been holding hands.
just, just my biscuits over britney in a bubble bath.
darth vader with inhalers, in case my lungs collapse.
the dragon died from a heart attack
you may advance and yo, i upped your armor class.
being a geek, it aint so bad.
i cant get laid, i got japanime stashed.
and a mind jam packed with sci-fi facts.
dreadknocks rock, dinobots kick ass.
Chorus repeat