[VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don´t eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ? [JULES] No, I ain´t Jewish, i just don´t dig on swine, that´s all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don´t eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, But I´d never know ´cause I wouldn´t eat the filthy motherf*ckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that´s a filthy animal. I don´t eat nothin´ that ain´t got sense enough to disregard its own feces. [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces [JULES] I don´t eat dog either [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? [JULES] I wouldn´t go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it´s definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true? [JULES] We´ have to be talkin´ ´bout one charmin´ motherf*ckin´ pig. I mean he´d have to be ten times more charmin´ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I´m sayin´?