Lil Cronie Universe - my red balloon friend Lyrics

When I was ten, I had a friend
He was big and plump and red
Like a big airhead
Like a big airhead
Like a big airhead

When I was twelve
I went for a walk
With my balloon friend
Tied to a sock
Tied to a sock

But then an evil bandit came
Slaughtered my only friend
My only friend
I was so upset at him
I killed his entire family
The end
The end!!1

When I was sixteen, I had eight corpses piled
A wanted men, and still a child
Still a child, still a child
When I turned eighteen, they finally caught me
After gathering thirty bodies
Thirty dead bodies

They quickly sentenced me to death
By electrical chair
But to avenge my balloon friend
I didn't even care!!!!!