Shooting of these schools, oh, there's a gun
It is not a joke, but is it a pun
It is so strong, f*ck me a nun
When I look up at the sky, I see the sun
Clappin' her ass, like a bongo
Dumb as shit, she feel like T.J. Mongo
And I love T.J., wish he'd give me a BJ
And I wanna f*ck Logan, baby wanna wear some gay slogans
So shiny, so bright, they call me the head of Joe Rogan
If they don't like my sexuality, they can get the Smith & Wes from me
I can't talk, complain, dress to impress, actually
We're on exit 25 of the interstate
Every day I eat so much, it's like five pounds on my dinner plate
When I see Killian, I just wanna spank that cake
When I see that, I'm like, dang, teach me how to bake
And no, I'm not like Drake, but the amount of money I'm making is just so low, I can't take a break
I usually don't eat steak
I live by the lake
I could be sick, which is why I have an ache
Killian's so spicy, just like a hot pepper flake