Lil $hortee - $h0RT $HADY $T0RY Lyrics

Inside of the classroom, it ain't a mistake
This teacher got attitude,
Chased him with like a stapler
I stapled his balls,
To a stack of like paper
Shout out to Slim,
Shout out to Shady
I walked out the building
And sparked up a J up
We at the view
Smelling like an ashtray but
We don't give f*cks, bout to go crazy
Spark up one of those dutches, for 99 cents
I could get cancer, don't give a f*ck, no I don't give a damn
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Pulling up with a bitch and she brought hella friends
She f*cking with me while I'm off like two tabs
Let's put this shit into perspective
I'm seeing other damn dimensions
While that bitch be giving me brain
But like, damn, learned my lesson
Didn't even get to finish
In my eyes she turned into a demon
So I slapped the bitch and then I dipped it
But don't trip, I'm a feminist, and it's evident
Want Tiana Trump to be the president
All you goofy fools just be so delicate
I'ma roll you up some f*cking cannabis
Never caught a motherf*cking felony
After this I'll listen to the recipe
It's sad cuz her head was super heavenly
But she ended f*cking that boy Anthony
Olympics like he Marquez Brownlee
But f*ck it we ball just allow me
To talk hella loud and be rowdy
Like woah, let me know
Might pull up, to your home
Think you safe, no you not
Been smoking, at age 12
Haven't been, the same no
Acting stupid, acting goofy
I've been doing shit since I was two
I got this car for a reason
But I can't recall why I was three months old
Came out the womb doing shit on my own
Always been a f*cking dwarf, I know
Don't need to say like that Fee-Fi-Fo
I can pull up and still f*ck yo ho
Like damn, you pretend
That you f*cking with me
But it's fake, it's okay
All I think about is the money
I be tired cuz all the running
I be running around inside your brain
Cuz all you think about is me
Me
Me
Me
Me