Lil Jiblet - 3. The End of Happiness As I Know It Lyrics

I used to think that I was gay
Then I saw your pretty face
I used to think I was the kkk
And I still do
Women belong to petco
But at least I'm not gay tho
I think I'm really nailing this introduction
Would you like to go for brunch or somethin?
What is this you've got me feeling
I feel higher than the ceiling
Thought of you is so appealing
You got me saying amen
You got me saying amen
Now that I've come out as straight
Would you like to go on a date
Don't worry I'm not someone to hate
I hate gays but that's okay
I'm a cool guy don't you know
I play with legos and I eat eggo
I got time for you since I have no bros
I'm so lonely just please don't say no
What is this you've got me feeling
I feel higher than the ceiling
Thought of you is so appealing
You got me saying amen
You got me saying amen
I think I want to die now
She left me standing dry out
In the rain full of pain
I have no hope I'm going insane