9/11 was an inside job
I eat my corn on the cob
At the DMV, fella I ain't Calvin & Hobbes
I'm at a Chipotle and I saw Steve Jobs
Went to the bank and I met a guy named Rob
I turned in my essay and they said it had a flaw
Went to the zoo and all the birds said ca-caw
This is the sound of a see-saw
All these fellas think that they're better than me
Now I'm gonna ruin their family tree
Went back home and I played on my Wii
I'm customizing a Mii on my TV
From my Wii, don't you see?
Apples are red, and the grass is green
Jumping off my table and YOUCH I hit my knee
Playing Minecraft and I hate this fella Steve
I listened to the Pixies I don't believe in Mr. Grieves
Went to Olive Garden and I asked for deez (DEEZ NUTS)
At the dinner table, fella I say thank you and please
Walking outside and OH CRAP ITS BEES
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