I hung pictures of patron saints
Up on my wall
To remind me that I was a fool
To tell me where I came from
What I thought I could be
As a spoiled little kid
About to leave Catholic school
Or please make me love myself
So that I might love you
Or make me a liar
'Cause I swore to God
Back when swearing
Just felt like the truth
Saint Bernard sit at the top of my driveway
You always say how you love dogs
I don't know if I count
But I'm trying my best
When I'm howling and barking these songs