Lint - The Internet Lyrics

Internet
Love is on the high rise
Oh, is it the prime time
To find my wife
Through the internet
Wonder, should I swipe right?
Oh, she works a nine to five
At five guys

Put that meat in between those buns
Let us catch up and have some fun
Relish this decade of the internet
The internet
The internet
The internet

Pornhub
A website that we all love
Whether or not you fess up
I know you do
Click the search bar
Oh, I get to poppin' keys
Lesbians and sodomy
With my Dolly

I may be a perverted freak
But, who isn't to some degree?
In this day in age of the internet
The internet
The internet
The internet

Wild cat
Prowling through the web page
Oh, I can not hesitate
She's my prey
We exchange names
Proceed to pick a time and place
Oh, she sends a kissy face
It's just my day

Driving through the cityscape
I think I'm going on a date
Until a man in a ski mask
Puts a bullet in my brain
And it's all because of the internet
The internet
The internet
The internet