Lipstick Generation - Fake Nerd Girl Lyrics

Probably it's a transitionary phase
Pariah shifted to patronized
We've been burned before so many ways
We are paranoid you could be telling us lies

Maybe one day it'll be OK
You can like whatever you want
Maybe one day it'll be OK
And we won't call you "fake nerd girl"
One day it'll be OK
And we will all be civil human beings
To the fake nerd girl

Software engineering says "pick two
Between functional and cheap and quick"
I think that could apply to girls like you
Pick two: nerdy, cute, and not psychotic

Maybe one day it'll be OK
You can like whatever you want
Maybe one day it'll be OK
And we won't call you "fake nerd girl"
One day it'll be OK
And we will all be civil human beings
To the fake nerd girl

I'm sorry you have ovaries
They will define your identity
Unless we can find some way to ignore them
Until then, you're some strange species
Of alien with mammaries
Women: we revile and adore them

Please do not friendzone me
For my blatant misogyny
I'm a nice guy, how come girls don't like me?

Fake nerd girl

Maybe one day it'll be OK
You can like whatever you want
Maybe one day it'll be OK
And we won't call you "fake nerd girl"
One day it'll be OK
And we will all be civil human beings
To the fake nerd girl