I don't get these songs
Grown men singing about their teenage girlfriends
Am I the only one
Who finds them creepier as they age
When you're seventeen
It's okay to pine for teenage girlfriends
But when you're pushing forty
You probably should grow out of that stage
Maybe there's something special
About that first love
When you are still young and innocent
I didn't date, so I missed it
I need a volunteer
A strong and brave young woman to be sent
Back in time to be my teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girl
Wouldn't it be great
To go off on a grand adventure
And while along the way, you'll probably find true romance
You'll cause a paradox, if you meet the scientist who sent ya
But that's kind of the point, so isn't it worth a chance
Maybe there's something special
About that first love
Before your timeline's muddled and confused
You're born after our children
But I don't know that yet
I'll never know how space-time's been abused
Til I send you to be my teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girl
The very universe
Is at stake
If you deign to take this dare
But existence
Is asking for it
Just by being there
Won't you be my girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girl
I want you for my girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend
My time travelling teenage girlfriend