Listen to Lincoln - Picture Day Lyrics

I woke up
Chose what to wear
I brushed my teeth
I combed my hair
I looked so good
I was well aware
None can compare
With my stylish flair
See, on Picture Day
I was first in line
I was ready to go and
Let the camera light shine
I smelled so swell
I felt so fine
And when the people took my picture
I was sitting on cloud nine
Divine
Such a pleasant little storyline
And when the photographs developed
I couldn't wait to see mine
But I was blinking in my picture
And thinking 'bout my picture
I couldn't help but feel I was stinkin' up my picture
And I was sneezin' in my picture
And freezin' in my picture
And I may have been committing treason in my picture
Eating, crying, half-exploding
Bleeding, frying, teeth eroding
Slouching, screaming, math decoding
Filling up with deep foreboding
Oh I need my picture taken again!
Oh I need my picture!
The next day
I was more prepared
I brushed my teeth
I combed my hair
I looked so good
A bit like Papa Bear
Debonair
Without being square
See, on Retake Day
I was third in line
I figured I'd give myself a little more time
To get my clothing straight
And my shoes shined
And when the people took my picture
I continued to act resigned
And refined
I knew the new picture would blow my mind
Yet, when I saw it, I felt my
Sanity start to unwind
My limbs were broken in my picture,
I was chokin' in my picture
Had a polka-dotted porcupine pokin' through my picture!
I was baldin' in my picture,
And scaldin' in my picture,
Had Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, and Alec Baldwin in my picture!
Drippy, gooey, uninspired
Hippy, hooey, over-tired
Touching an electric wire
All my clothing catching fire
Oh I need my picture taken again!
Oh I need my picture!
Why can't this just end concisely?
Just smile nicely and go
Why can't I just take a picture
Without going psycho?
I woke up
Fell down the stairs
I combed my teeth
I brushed my hair
I looked so good
I was Delaware
I tied back my hair
With my underwear
I told the picture people
"One more time!"
And I flipped out
When they began to whine
They took my picture
And said "Toe the line"
And when they finally took my picture
I was certain it wouldn't be fine
And show that I'm
A genuine Frankenstein
Perhaps australopithecine
And maybe just a little that I'm
Probably going out of my mind
But I was smiling in my picture
Simply smiling in my picture
A boring, stupid photo of me smiling in my picture
Why am I not sneezin' in my picture
Or freezin' in my picture
I find it unappealing to be pleasing in my picture
Drippy, gooey, uninspired
Hippy, hooey, over-tired
Touching an electric wire
All my clothing catching fire
Eating, crying, half-exploding
Bleeding, frying, teeth eroding
Slouching, screaming, math decoding
Filling up with deep foreboding
Oh I need my picture taken again!
Oh I need my picture taken again!
Let me take my yearbook picture again!