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His name's John
He's in the basement with a felony
Don't really know why but who the f*ck cares this guy's got a felony
Probably back in the day he got mixed up in some shit
But fortunately for him now he's got good housing
His neighbors are loud as f*ck though
Poor guy can't catch a break
He never complains
About the noise
He has a felony
Probably a pretty cool guy, not gonna lie
Kinda scary he has a felony though
Wonder if he ever gets pissed with how f*cking loud we are
Motherf*cker won't even file a noise complaint
Maybe it's 'cause of some felony
Maybe drugs, maybe assault
Who f*cking knows?
He never complains
About the noise
Despite how loud we are
Is it a choice?
John
He lives downstairs and he's on a carnivore diet
Why does he drive a weird, jacked up car
It's always breaking down
I can't believe this
It smells like meat in my downstairs basement
I can't handle this
It's too much for me
Oh my God
John's a felon
He never complains
About the noise
Despite how loud we are
Is it a choice?
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
He seems like a really nice guy
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
He never complains
About the noise
Despite how loud we are
Is it a choice?
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
There's a felon downstairs
His name's John he's got a felony
That's so dumb